Latest posts by Pete Puma (Posts)
- Brooklyn Bar Holds Contest For Smallest Wiener - May 20, 2013
- Pallas and the Centaur – Sandro Botticelli - May 17, 2013
- Australian Politician Sorry For ‘Liking’ Teenage Scrotum - May 17, 2013
A May wind whispers sweetly
through virginal leaves.
Newly-hatched, flightless robins
chirp expectantly
for mother.
Alas,
we hear nothing
save our genitals
slapping rhythmically
like a rubber mallet
obliterating
a bowl of Jell-o.
