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According Guinness’s official ruling, 114-year-old Misao Okawa is now the oldest woman in the world…and possibly the ugliest…and maybe the rudest. As is evidenced by the above photo, she was not even gracious enough to muster a smile for the picture above. Seriously…I mean, is she actually sticking her tongue out?
She does appear to be winking though, so maybe she’s merely being coy.
Regardless, if I were Guinness, I would revoke the certificate on the basis of Okawa’s completely ungrateful attitude. In fact, I would replace the award with a “World’s Beastliest-Looking Human” one. It’s somewhat surprising to me that no one has killed her for the atrocity that is her face, quite frankly.
On a different note, reports have been circulating that Okawa has a spectacularly perky, beautiful set of knockers. In fact, she’s holding them in the picture above.