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“I’m starting to smell expired sushi, dude. We must be getting close.”
Apparently, in China, if a dude dies before he’s been unfortunate enough to marry, his family will sometimes pair him up with a recently-dead chick, have a “ghost wedding” performed, and then bury the two side-by-side so they can at least experience the torture that is marriage in some kind of make-believe afterlife.
The arrangements are usually agreed-upon by the respective members of the stiffs. I tried desperately to determine if the families force consummation prior to burial. I’ll assume they do, if only for my own morbid amusement.
Four men were recently arrested and sentenced in Shaanxi for digging up the corpses of babes who had recently kicked, “cleaning them up,” falsifying medical files, and selling them to families who wished to marry off their dead sons.
I’m not sure what “cleaning them up” means, exactly, but I’ll assume it’s bukkake-related.
